Saturday, March 17, 2007

You make me feel like a heel

Have any of you seen kids scooting along stores and malls with those STUPID shoes with wheels in the heels?  As you can tell I am not a big fan of them.  I can’t believe that parents would even let their kid use these indoors.  Are they stupid?  There is actually a store around me that had banned them.  I salute this store!! 

So you think it’s okay? Well I have a few questions for you…

Can I bring a pair of rollerblades or roller skates in a store?  No!
Can I ride around a store on a Unicycle?  I mean it has one less wheel that those shoes do..
How about one of those cool razor scooters.  That’ll be a big fat NO!

I am not making THIS my personal mission.  If I see a kid wheeling by while I’m shopping in a store, and this kid happens to wheel by me, expect that kid to mysteriously have an accident. 

“I’m sorry mom, I’m not sure why my moving cart crashed into your moving child.  If he/she wouldn’t have been carelessly SKATING around the store they might have seen my shopping cart.”

So do your best, stick out your leg and trip ‘em.  Hip check them into a stack of canned hams.  Show ‘em who’s boss.  Tell ‘em The Prick says hello!