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    <title>Tedious Music Prick</title>
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    <dc:creator>stinson.david@gmail.com</dc:creator>
    <dc:rights>Copyright 2008</dc:rights>
    <dc:date>2008-07-01T12:44:00-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>I&#8217;ll huff and I&#8217;ll puff&#8230;</title>
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      <title>May I take your order please?</title>
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      <description>Waitress:&amp;nbsp; May I take your order please?


Lady:&amp;nbsp; Do you have low&#45;carb ham?


*record scratches*


Wha?&amp;nbsp;  Um, hello?!?&amp;nbsp; I almost wanted to stand up and call her a doofus on the spot. 


Silly lady, move along please.&amp;nbsp;</description>
      <dc:subject>Blogging</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2008-06-24T11:28:01-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>And They&#8217;ll Know We Are Christians&#8230;.</title>
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      <description>...by our love.


What an oxymoron. 


Oh yeah, they&#8217;ll show love, but only when their ideologies are in agreement or that the person who needs the love is willing to admit how horrible of a person they are. 


Jesus didn&#8217;t put the tax collectors or the woman at the well through a series of &#8220;tests&#8221; in order to share his love with them.&amp;nbsp; Jesus didn&#8217;t attempt to humiliate to show how holy and righteous he was.&amp;nbsp; He took people for face value and loved them for it. 


That is what&#8217;s missing from today&#8217;s Christian.&amp;nbsp;</description>
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      <dc:date>2008-06-23T11:25:00-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Reading is Fun for Mentals</title>
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      <description>If there is anyone out there that thinks a reading program for a 4yr old is easy work is sadly mistaken.&amp;nbsp; 


From the parents book, to the DVD to the CD, to the &#8220;root through your book collection in hopes that you&#8217;ll have some of the books in the list&#8221;, it&#8217;s a tough job.&amp;nbsp; 


What ever happened to SEE DICK RUN.&amp;nbsp; SEE JANE RUN AWAY FROM DICK.


Oh, those were the days.&amp;nbsp;</description>
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      <title>Public Enemy Number 1</title>
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      <description>If you see this piece of furniture, do not attempt to move under any circumstance.&amp;nbsp; 

This piece of furniture is capable of destroying your house while it is in motion. 

Large groups of people have been heard cursing its very existance.


Again,  I stress this as best as I can.&amp;nbsp; STAY AWAY!&amp;nbsp; STAY FAR, FAR AWAY!!&amp;nbsp; If some woman approaches you and asks you to carry it across the yard and up a narrow flight of stairs and then magically over a railing; tell her NO!&amp;nbsp; All the Pot Roast, Mikes Hard Berry and Birthday Cake in the world is not enough to make up for the punishment that this piece of furniture can dish out.&amp;nbsp; 


Those that fail to heed my warning shall face the enternity of a sore back and smashed fingers.&amp;nbsp;  


NOW GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT, or day, or whenever you decide to read this..&amp;nbsp;</description>
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      <dc:date>2008-06-17T11:23:01-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>This post is blank for a reason&#8230;.</title>
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      <dc:date>2008-06-16T11:55:00-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>You Can Dress Up a Dork&#8230;</title>
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      <description>but you shouldn&#8217;t let him go unsupervised in public!&amp;nbsp;</description>
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      <dc:date>2008-06-10T13:36:00-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>There isn&#8217;t much that leaves me speechless&#8230;.</title>
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      <description>...but this is one of them.


I&#8217;m not sure how many of you are hockey fans, but for those of you that are.&amp;nbsp; This is what the love of hockey is all about&#8230;</description>
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      <dc:date>2008-05-22T12:07:00-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Wow!</title>
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      <description>In the weekends of life, there are weekends and there are WEEKENDS!!


This was one for the record books folks.&amp;nbsp;  


All I can say is that I have the bestest little girl in the world.&amp;nbsp;</description>
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      <dc:date>2008-05-19T13:13:00-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>ASDF YUCK</title>
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      <description>Somebody hand me some motivation and quick!!!


I know I&#8217;m supposed to be blogging, but there is so much going on that I could I fill this page a million times over, but my ADHD brain just wouldn&#8217;t be able to know where to start. 


*KICKS SELF REPEATEDLY* 


I&#8217;ve been trying to keep up with the Spring cleaning, but after looking at this keyboard, I know what needs to get cleaned first.</description>
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      <dc:date>2008-05-18T13:30:00-05:00</dc:date>
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