Friday, March 16, 2007

Rant On!

I’m not one to complain. (Ha!  Who am I kidding, but I’ve gotz some ranting to do..)

1.  The woman next to me at work needs to die and die very quickly.  She argues about everything.  I asked a simple request to share important customer information in a central place.  Ya know, so that everyone can find it easily and quickly.  She puts up a stink and says “if I don’t know something just ask.” Well, duh!!  It’s hard to ask if you’re not in the office.  This same woman has the class and diplomacy of a depression era sausage grinder.

2.  When said woman eats her lunch at her desk it sounds like grazing time at the okay corral.  I’m gonna buy her a feed bag.  That way, I won’t have to see her shovel the food in her mouth.

3.  Light rock should be banned in the workplace.  I DO NOT want to hear “Have I told you lately that I love you”.  I don’t want to hear the best hits of the 70’s 80’s and 90s.  I want to hear you shut up and turn that radio down with you. 

4.  There is NO number 4.

5.  Hand-me-down headsets are gross and disgusting. 

6.  Speakerphone dude just got a new headset.  Why the hell isn’t he using it?!?

7.  OMG, I just realized that ANNOYING LADY has over 23 plants around her desk (and invading my area to!) I think I’m gonna contact the federal gov’t for Nature Reserve funding.

Okay, I’m calm now.  I’m gonna take a deep breath and start shopping eBay for some brass knuckles.