Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Public Enemy Number 1

If you see this piece of furniture, do not attempt to move under any circumstance. 
This piece of furniture is capable of destroying your house while it is in motion.
Large groups of people have been heard cursing its very existance.

Again, I stress this as best as I can.  STAY AWAY!  STAY FAR, FAR AWAY!!  If some woman approaches you and asks you to carry it across the yard and up a narrow flight of stairs and then magically over a railing; tell her NO!  All the Pot Roast, Mikes Hard Berry and Birthday Cake in the world is not enough to make up for the punishment that this piece of furniture can dish out. 

Those that fail to heed my warning shall face the enternity of a sore back and smashed fingers. 

NOW GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT, or day, or whenever you decide to read this..