May I take your order please?

Waitress:  May I take your order please?

Lady:  Do you have low-carb ham?

*record scratches*

Wha?  Um, hello?!?  I almost wanted to stand up and call her a doofus on the spot.

Silly lady, move along please. 

Sure, they keep it right next to the vegetarian lettuce.

GodDANG, I hate stupid humans!!!