Thursday, March 29, 2007

This Birthday is brought to you by the Number 3

I’ve been up for the past several hours thinking of the right way to wish Mo a Happy Birthday. 

When I think of Mo, it turns into an endless stream of questions that someday I want to ask her.

When you sleep, what do you dream about?
When you have that devilish look in your eye, what is running through your mind.
Do you have any idea how much you are loved?

Mo was never supposed to have come about the way that she did.  She is indeed a miracle.  Not only to our lives, but to the lives of everyone that she comes in contact with.  She is everything in a daughter that I could ever ask for.  That infectious giggle that captures everyone’s attention.  The way that she responds with “DAH-DEE” when I call out her name.  The way that her eyes light up when I pick her up at school.  The hugs.  The kisses.  Unsolicited “I Love You’s”.  Everything!

Mo, you are indeed the by-product of both your parents.  You have the good and the well, the part that will challenge us to the very end.  You bring out the best in me and make me proud to be your father, your dad, your bestest buddy in the whole world (hopefully somewhere above the Mawnies and CarDog).  There isn’t a day that goes by that I miss you even when I’ve just seen you 5 minutes ago.  You are growing in leaps in bounds.  You are determined, you are independent, you are a bundle of creative energy. 

Happy Birthday to you my little squidge.  As the years move along and as your grow in stature and knowledge, may our bond grow as well.  I will never take you for granted and I promise to do my best to let you know that you are loved more than anything.

Here is some picture goodness of Mo to help you through your day.  While you’re at it, go on over and read what Mo’s Mommy had to say. 



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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

TMP - Volume 2

1992-1994 was a very important time in my life.  Not only was I playing in the brass band I had always dreamed of; I had the chance to work in my college radio station.  The music that was around me at the time has been very influential in my life.  There was also a radio station out of Long Island, WDRE, that had incredible DJ’s and they played music that was timely.  Not oversaturated like most radio stations today.  To this day, I look through the clearance bins hoping to find one of these albums I had the chance to hear while I was in school. 

Here are a couple videos from bands I used to play..

The Ocean Blue - SUBLIME

Dinosaur Jr. - OUT THERE-



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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Workplace Quotations 3.27.07

This is one of the things I missed from my last site.  My old company was a never-ending source of quotes.  Today, at my current place of employment, the cherry was broken.

“MY DIRT IS STERILE!”

Whew!  That felt good.  Talk amongst yourselves. 



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Monday, March 26, 2007

Whatta Weekend!

Whoa Nelly!  What a weekend! 

Picked up Mo.
Cooked dinner and even made chili for lunches this week.  Note:  The chili is freaking awesome.
Dishes Done.
Laundry is all done.
House was picked up, tore apart, picked up again.

Other than all that domestic stuff Mo and I had a chance to do the social thing too.  Saturday night we went over to some friends to listen to the Royals game on the radio.  I have to say that it’s not much of a listen because everyone is chatting and eating while kids are playing.  Mo had a blast.  She was playing hockey with the girls and making everyone eat peppers after she dipped them in the Buffalo Ranch sauce.  Mo is the queen of the dip!

Sunday.  Holy smokes, the weather was awesome.  We went to Mo’s favorite store, TARGET, and then went to a park to play.  Mo had a blast.  She played on the slide.  She climbed up the slide, she attempted the monkey bars (before daddy almost had a heart attack), and even chased a duck.  I swear the spring air and good weather was like instant crack to her.  For the rest of the day, and into the night, this kid was W-I-R-E-D!  I thought that I’d bring her home so she can take a nap before heading back to Mommy’s. Oh no!  This child would have nothing to do with a nap.  She ate an entire can of Dora “Sketties”, and then decided to drag out every toy she owns into the living room.  The kid isn’t allowed to watch Blues Clues until she starts mastering the art of using the potty, but that didn’t stop her from playing with her Blues Clues books, blanket and even her Blues Clues costume.  (I agree with Safety Nazi, there has to be some form of chemical dependency). 

When it was time to go, this kid would not stop for five minutes to get dressed.  She dressed her self, but decided to put everything on BACKWARDS.  I send her back, get her squared away and off we go to Mommy’s.  You would think that at 8:30-9:00pm this kid would be tired.  WRONG!  She was fired up still.  The look on MG’s face was like a deer in the headlights.  We’ve never seen anything like this before.  I said my goodbyes and wished MG the best of luck with the HYPER TODDLER!.

Fifteen minutes later, I receive a phone call.

MG:  Um, where are her pull-ups.
Whistler: I dunno.  Why are you asking?
MG:  I take Mo’s pants off and she has NOTHING on underneath them.
Whistler:  *PAUSE* Um.  The last time I checked she had them on.  I guess she decided to take them off.
MG:  Yeah.  We need to watch this thing. 

The child decided on her own to go COMMANDO!  Thank God that she didn’t have an accident. 

Overall, it was a great weekend.  Quality time was spend with good people and seeing Mo play her heart is the delight of any parent. 

It’s now Monday.  I’m ready for my nap!

Click here for more weekend action



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Saturday, March 24, 2007

Look out Boys!!

Meet the newest Diva....Miss Mo!!



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Friday, March 23, 2007

I got Jungle Fever!

Ya know how I’ve mentioned Annoying Lady and her plant problem.  I mis-counted the number of plans she has.  Instead of it being around 24, the number is more like 40+!  I told the president about the park ranger job opening and he busted up laughing.

This is what I’m dealing with.  You can see the place is turning into a jungle. 

HERE is a bigger version of the photo. 

Be afraid.  Be very afraid. 



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Doing the Friday Ho-Down!

It’s Friday.... 

I was out of the office yesterday for most of the day, so a shortened work week is made better by the following.

1.  The Sales guy always brings in Donuts on Friday. 

2.  I get to leave early to pick Mo up from Day Care.

3.  There are NO games and appearances this weekend.

4.  I get to spend the entire weekend with Mo! 

5.  Did I happen to mention Donuts?



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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Nog?  Where forth art thou Nog?!?

It’s March 20th.....

.....and I miss Egg Nog! 



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Monday, March 19, 2007

If this were an actual emergency we’d be screwed.

This is CarDog.  CarDog has one very important job and that is to live in the car and provide traveling companionship to Mo.  At various times, Mo will request CarDog to join her into restaurants and stores.  CarDog never goes in the house because CarDog and the Mawny posse don’t get along that well. 

So anyway, my story leads us to last Thursday night.  Mo and I are out running errands.  We need to go to Mo’s favorite store (TARGET!) and she requests to bring CarDog along.  I agree and away we shop.  We finish up and get out to the car and Mo asks “Daddy, where’s CarDog?”. 

Daddy:  Mo I don’t know where CarDog is, don’t you have him.
Mo:  No Daddy, I no have him.
Daddy:  He’s not on the front seat.  Mo did you leave him in the store?
Mo:  Yes Daddy, in the store.

I run back in the look for the cart that we used and lo and behold, THE CART WASN’T THERE!!  I thought maybe that it got squooshed with the other carts, but no.  I checked them all.  No CarDog. 

I drop Mo in a new cart and we started to search for our little buddy.  You should have seen the strange looks we got when I would peer into their shopping carts.  C’mon, it’s not like I’m the first parent in the world to frantically search a major department store in hopes to find their child’s bestest traveling buddy.  Geesh!

Anyway, we search a bit more and come across these people that caught my attention.  They were the ones that were walking in as we were walking out.  I asked the guy.  “Would there happen to be a small dog in your cart.” The guy replies, “um, no there isn’t.”

Doom.  All hope was lost.  I was about to wheel Mo out the store when the guy says.

“Oh wait, yes there is!”

*INSERT SOUND OF ANGELS AND TRUMPETS* Hall-a-friggen-lu-jah.  We’re saved. 

Mo was reunited with CarDog and peace and justice was restored to her universe.

The moral of this story is that I need to hunt high and low for replacement CarDogs in case this was an actual emergency.



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Saturday, March 17, 2007

You make me feel like a heel

Have any of you seen kids scooting along stores and malls with those STUPID shoes with wheels in the heels?  As you can tell I am not a big fan of them.  I can’t believe that parents would even let their kid use these indoors.  Are they stupid?  There is actually a store around me that had banned them.  I salute this store!! 

So you think it’s okay? Well I have a few questions for you…

Can I bring a pair of rollerblades or roller skates in a store?  No!
Can I ride around a store on a Unicycle?  I mean it has one less wheel that those shoes do..
How about one of those cool razor scooters.  That’ll be a big fat NO!

I am not making THIS my personal mission.  If I see a kid wheeling by while I’m shopping in a store, and this kid happens to wheel by me, expect that kid to mysteriously have an accident. 

“I’m sorry mom, I’m not sure why my moving cart crashed into your moving child.  If he/she wouldn’t have been carelessly SKATING around the store they might have seen my shopping cart.”

So do your best, stick out your leg and trip ‘em.  Hip check them into a stack of canned hams.  Show ‘em who’s boss.  Tell ‘em The Prick says hello!



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Friday, March 16, 2007

Rant On!

I’m not one to complain. (Ha!  Who am I kidding, but I’ve gotz some ranting to do..)

1.  The woman next to me at work needs to die and die very quickly.  She argues about everything.  I asked a simple request to share important customer information in a central place.  Ya know, so that everyone can find it easily and quickly.  She puts up a stink and says “if I don’t know something just ask.” Well, duh!!  It’s hard to ask if you’re not in the office.  This same woman has the class and diplomacy of a depression era sausage grinder.

2.  When said woman eats her lunch at her desk it sounds like grazing time at the okay corral.  I’m gonna buy her a feed bag.  That way, I won’t have to see her shovel the food in her mouth.

3.  Light rock should be banned in the workplace.  I DO NOT want to hear “Have I told you lately that I love you”.  I don’t want to hear the best hits of the 70’s 80’s and 90s.  I want to hear you shut up and turn that radio down with you. 

4.  There is NO number 4.

5.  Hand-me-down headsets are gross and disgusting. 

6.  Speakerphone dude just got a new headset.  Why the hell isn’t he using it?!?

7.  OMG, I just realized that ANNOYING LADY has over 23 plants around her desk (and invading my area to!) I think I’m gonna contact the federal gov’t for Nature Reserve funding.

Okay, I’m calm now.  I’m gonna take a deep breath and start shopping eBay for some brass knuckles.



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Thursday, March 15, 2007

Word to the Third!

Mo’s third birthday is rollin’ up fast and furious.  So to kickoff the festivities I’ve gone and created an invitation.  MG and I will be hosting this shindig complete with Blue Cupcakes and lots of surprise guests.  When Mo sighted the invite she spotted Blue right away.  The party is gonna be a blast.  Can’t wait!! 



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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Stand Back 50 Feet






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Random Thoughts 3.14.07

1.  Kids will sleep with the weirdest things.  Last night Mo wanted to go to bed with the following:  An eraser, a dinosaur, a wooden block.  When she woke up this morning she was stating how much she liked her eraser. 

2.  When the weather gets warmer, it should be illegal for certain people to wear sleeveless shirts.  The woman at work next to me SHOULD BE EXECUTED! I walked in the office this morning and was greeted by the sight of two LARGE, WHITE ARMS. 

Thank God, I forgot my lunch.  I am instantly not hungry.

3.  When you make tea before leaving home for work it is always helpful to bring the tea with you. 



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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Singing Whistler To Sleep

If you had one voice that could sing you to sleep, who would it be? 

Me?  I choose this woman.  Her name is Karen Peris and she’s from a band called The Innocence Mission.



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