Tuesday, July 31, 2007

The True Definition of LAZY!

Monday, July 30, 2007

Song in my Head - 7.30.2007

I know I’ve been posting a lot lately about songs that have been stuck in my head.  It happens all the time.  With the help of YouTube, it’s been a lot easier to share with you my mental ramblings. 

Behold!  I give to you the “SONG IN MY HEAD” for Monday, July 30, 2007.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Workplace Quotations - 7.26.07

The quotes keep rollin’ in.

“I’m not 60!  The only thing on me that’s 60 is my waist!”

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Workplace Quotations - 7.25.2007

"Wanna play a little gay chicken?!?”

Monday, July 23, 2007

happiness is…

Trying to explain to a doctor how you hurt your finger while dressed as a giant red cow.

True happiness is knowing that you whacked the guy in the head with your elbow while working a hockey a few months back.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

The Police - Round 1

There has been one concert that I have wanted to see ever since I could remember.  I’ve been a Police fan as long as I can remember.  I would tell people that I would travel up to 300 miles to see them live.  Thank God they decided to get back together and put on a summer tour.  Thank God that they decided to play a couple shows in close proximity to home.

Today’s adventure started with a poring nasty rain shower.  The show is outside and I’m like OMG what the heck is gonna happen.  Luckily enough the rain stopped just in time for it to take almost 2 hours to get from my office to Citizens Bank Park.  Ugh!  We finally arrive, pull in to pay for parking and they’re charging 20 bucks to park.  Hello?  20 friggen bucks!!  With that does it come with a free wash and curb service???  We pooled our money and came up with 10 bucks!  Oh, the curse of not carrying cash! 

We had to do the drive of shame and cross the street to hit the CVS to get money.  We paid, we parked and we made our way in.  Our seats?  Oh my goodness!  They’re the Bob Uecker seats.  I’ve become good friends with a couple pigeons.

The Police are about to come on.  I will report more later.

10:20pm
In the 1st encore.  Wow!  What an amazing show.  I can’t believe that I’m here.  They sound amazing live.  Around me there is a cast of characters.  There was Fat Albert checking tickets.  Captain Underpants is drunk out of his gourd asking everyone for weed.  My favorite is K-Fed.  Dude is so white that he dances like Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

What a night to remember

TMP - SIMH - con’t.

Continuing the “SONG IN MY HEAD” theme here.  This one is MUCH MUCH BETTER. 

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Tedious Music Prick - Make it Stop!!

I have this stuck in my head today.  I think I’m calling my doctor to schedule a lobotomy. 

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Words of Thought

You can’t be all things to all people. 

This I know. 

Monday, July 09, 2007

Mmm Mmm Free!

We’re having a bit of a heat wave around here.  To honor the Sun gods, it was time to get a haircut.  Finally!

While I was out getting a haircut, I decided to stop into Quiznos to grab a bite to eat.  It looked like the entire shopping plaza was having power issues.  I was still able to order my sub, but when it came time to pay, it looks like the credit card machine wasn’t working.  Instead of telling me I was out of my luck, the people gave me the sub for free!

WooHoo!!

Friday, July 06, 2007

CLEAN IS HAPPY!

Mo is really trying her best at this whole potty training thing.  After being away at Gram and Grampa’s for a week, she came home with a jump start on the whole process.  Wednesday, I tried putting big girl undies on her and yesterday, her mother did the same.  For the most part things are going well.  She is trying.  We are trying.  It’s tough when every 2 minutes she asks to ‘use the potty’.  But what can you say?!?  It’s either ignore the request and face a wet mess or let her go. 

In my various web travels this morning I came across a site that made me crack up.  When you have Potty on the brain I guess everything is funny.

CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUT!

Monday, July 02, 2007

TMP - The Voices in my Head

I’ve been tortured with the song for the past few days.  It is only fair that I pass it on to you.  Heh.

The Aliens - The Happy Song

The song makes me think, “What am I happy about?!?” Well, for starters, I am happy that tomorrow is right around the corner.  After going a whole week without seeing Mo I will be more than happy to see her cute little face.